Smelly Mustafa's tour diaries used to be available at http://www.gst.net/users/smelly/meltin.html, but the site recently went down -- this after an announcement that Smelly was dead. Having no inside info, I can only speculate about how true this claim is. In any case, thanks to the caching power of Google, I was able to recover all the Melt-Banana related text from the site. But, until I feel like formatting all this stuff, readers will only have lame *.txt files created purely from cutting and pasting the text of the old *.html files. I have preserved the original file names; the only order of the files below is alphabetical. I'll improve this later.